What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.