The cat shat on the mat.
He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.
Simple, you get stoned twice
She had mittens !
Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.
Because the steaks are too high.
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Because it's shellfish.
His shavings account.
