What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.