Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

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Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!