Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?

Carlos

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What does a racist get for their birthday?

KK-cake

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.