Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

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What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.