Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

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How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.