Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."