Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.