What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

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How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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How did the programmer celebrate his birthday?

var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.