What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

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How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.