What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.