What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember"

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What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).