What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

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Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).