Get married on his birthday.
So men can remember them.
Do you sell flip-flips?"
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
Undercover.
Slow your roll.
Because people kept toasting him!
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "