Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test?

Because the testicles

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.