Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What were people doing during the last ice age?

Chillin.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Why does 7 and 8 feel very uncomfortable?

Because they're stuck between a 69.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.