Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!