Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the best part about having a blind partner?

You know they won't be seeing other people.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!