What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

Why The Scarecrow Won The Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field!!

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How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

How do you wake up a loafer?

With a shoe horn.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.