What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup :D

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.