How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.