Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.