Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "