Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."