Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.