Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...