Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...