Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.