Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers