What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.