What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in