What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.