What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In