Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.