Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.