Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...