Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.