Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river