How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

What joke has sebadoh for a punch line?

A joke about what kind of dough does an italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.