How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?

You take me for grunted.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?

A pimp

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Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!