How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

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Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."