What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

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What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Why did the baker have smelly fingers?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.