What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...