What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's