What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

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What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's