What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.