What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.