What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.