What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

How do Eskimo fleas stay warm?

A flea's blanket.

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.