What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

What did the square say to the root?

Radical"