What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.