How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

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Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes