How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.