How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet