How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet