Invade Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China?

Wonton-amo Bay

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Garbage Collector Jokes More Garbage Collector Jokes

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call an all guy Christian party?

A suseJ fest

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.