Invade Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

German Jokes More German Jokes

What is a German's favorite Pokemon?

NEINtales

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Panama Jokes More Panama Jokes

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause