Invade Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.

Khan Jokes More Khan Jokes

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

German Jokes More German Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

Why do a German soldier's hands never get cold?

Because they've gott mit-uns

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate