What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

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Crimea River