What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

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How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river