How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

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U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

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What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

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What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

Why do engineering majors refer to themselves "engineers"?

You don't see literature majors calling themselves Starbucks baristas

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.