What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

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By looking over your shoulder.

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Head Russian...

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.