What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.