What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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How do you see countries neighboring Russia?

Ukraine your neck.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian