What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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What do Vladimir Putin, Crude Oil, and the Russian Ruble have in common?

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian