Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar