Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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War Jokes More War Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

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How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp