Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

What do you call a christian crawdad?

A Prayfish.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

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What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away