Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
To fry the chicken.
Because opposite poles attract
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
15 years.
Because Greece lightening
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
The get all you '90s references.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com: