What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

Which country has the most millionaires?

Zimbabwe.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What's the capital of Greece?

The G

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.