What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.