What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

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Which country has a drug-addicted king?

Hyrule.

What country has the strictest dress code?

Thai-land.

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How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What do you call a five year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.