What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

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What country do I live?

Iran

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Whats the slipperiest country?

Greece!

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.