What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty-three year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony