Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman