Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What's better than a joke on /r/Jokes?

The inevitable comment from

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do space aliens put on their windows?

A: Venutian blinds.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.