Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Previous Random Joke Next
Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

What does 1+1=?

Window.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.