Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends