Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What is crucial to any joke about ISIS?

The execution

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!