Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck?

Turns out she was a quack whore.

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How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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I think we should see other peepholes."

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Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Who's no chicken?

Donald duck.