What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.