What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.