What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Tennis Court Jokes More Tennis Court Jokes

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!