What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !