What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What animal never forgets national tragedies?

the nine-elephant

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What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!