What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!