What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Annette Jokes More Annette Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

Tennis Court Jokes More Tennis Court Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.