What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Tennis Court Jokes More Tennis Court Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!