What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Annette Jokes More Annette Jokes

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Tennis Court Jokes More Tennis Court Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!