What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?

Annette !

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What is a catchy Girl's name?

Answer: Annette

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

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What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.