Attire.
About 7 beers.
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.
With a crowbar.
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
Orange face.
A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
Nothing.
Because someone threw a canoe at him !
You never forget
Attire