What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived !

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.