What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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Why did Germany lose WW2?

Three Reichs and you're out

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.