What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds