What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit