Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit