Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

When will there be a woman in the White House?

A: When Hillary leaves town.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.