Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ?

Arizona room for one of us in this town !

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Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds