Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

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What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.