What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?

There's a mistake in my womb.

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Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

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What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege