What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?

There's a mistake in my womb.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege