What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?

There's a mistake in my womb.

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What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege