What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?

There's a mistake in my womb.

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What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege