What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.