What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.