What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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It hurts when IP.

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Get a womb, you two."

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!