What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What do you call a doctor who is always on a phone?

An oncologist

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.