What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What do you call a woman with one short leg?

ilene.

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What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections