Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.