Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

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What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!