Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!