Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

What concert can you go to for 45 cents?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

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What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!