Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

Concert Jokes More Concert Jokes

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

Obgyn Jokes More Obgyn Jokes

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.