What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.