What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What sound does an octopus make?

A squid word.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.