What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.