What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.