What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What happened to the cold jellyfish ?

It set !

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.