What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.