Football Game Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.