Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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What do you call someone who dances on cars ?

A morris dancer !

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Where do footballers dance?

At a football!