Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.