Where do footballers dance?

At a football!

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

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What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!