What do the French call artificial feet for cats?

Faux Paws

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What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.