What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !