What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !