What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !