Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.