Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.