Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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What would you call Mike Mauser if he was a cat?

Mike Meowser

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!