Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.