What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...