What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What do you call a Mexican burglar?

Juanted

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.