What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

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What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco