Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?