What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.