What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.