What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright