What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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What do you call a cat on a big plate?

a platterpuss

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!