Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Van der Waals.
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Angles in the Outfield
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
