What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

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What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

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What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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What's your favourite letter ?

Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

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What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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What was it again ?

Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.