Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Me: Like you're good at science...
An engi-near!
Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)
he was undercover *!*
None, that's what students are for.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Because he is forever a loan.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."
Sagittarius, Capricorn - No ma'am, CANCER !
