What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber?

Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy

What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are only for decoration.