Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing