Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*