Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!