Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Why were the overly polite twins almost never born?

After you." "No, after you."

State Jokes More State Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri