Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

State Jokes More State Jokes

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.