Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
Walk-a Walk-a
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
A. Who cares
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
roll playing im sry
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
I don't know, and I don't care.
I don't know and i don't care.
None. They just shoot the room for being black.
Because Missouri loves company