Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
He would have made a gas car
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Menace-Soda.
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Because to them love means nothing.
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
I don't know and i don't care.
I don't know and I don't care.
A shot in the dark.
None. They just shoot the room for being black.
