Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which is the most courteous State in the US?

A: Conetiquette

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company