Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Where'd you go?

Him: "You meant with you "

M Jokes More M Jokes

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.