Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.