Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is meant by 'a pull factor'?

A big red sports car.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Which is worse, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.