Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

State Jokes More State Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Apathy Jokes More Apathy Jokes

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.